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share fart 

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...
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share-fart 

Same as share fart
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

fart-&-share 

The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.
Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).
fart-&-share by sciflyer.25 May 23, 2015

to share a fart 

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.
I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it
Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?
Fart Share by Moos September 1, 2019

shart fart 

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
shart fart by the comand'r October 10, 2016

sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker
Ouch I just done a sharp fart
sharp fart by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005