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Conker

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.
My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.
by Paul Newman February 8, 2004
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A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.

Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
by ph4sma September 14, 2011
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It's not my fault I have a huge conker.
by iCeD November 30, 2004
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slang for "mouth".
A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.
by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010
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Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .
* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.

<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.

* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.
by Ninj January 3, 2005
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1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.
Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"
by A conker February 9, 2020
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I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)
I AM THE GREAT POO! I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)
by MrMorganMarston January 27, 2022
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