share cock

Used in conjunction with class modifiers, this term determines the size and quality of one's file-sharing capabilities; in theory directly proportional to the length of one's penis.

Let me grab my external and slap you around my with monster share cock.

by [e-mail] March 10, 2004

share-cocker

A woman out of a group of at least two women simultaneously sexually involved with the same guy

She said she knew about the other women
So she's ok with being a share-cocker?

by Henry Mosely May 31, 2011

shart cock

A young police officer , often named Jeremy

You shart cock!

by Bk island February 18, 2018

Shore cock

A liberal that most likely lives near the coastlines.

These god damn shore cocks are screaming towards the sky because they lost the election.

by Jehovahswetnips July 31, 2019

thousand cock stare

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.

"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."

by Kesselfieber April 12, 2017

thousand cock stare

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.

John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.

by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021

cock stare

A gaze representing obvious sexual desire, usually accompanied by the licking of lips and the darting of the eyes, ever so slightly, toward the penis.

Dude, Sean's mom was totally giving me the cock stare all night.

by Thefastestmidget August 7, 2005