shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

by Lanarson June 26, 2009

Shardcard

A type of currency amongst users of illicit and ilegal drugs word is believed to have originated from Australian cashed up bogans as a swap or trade of services or goods in exchange for methamphetamine

Hey can i pay u by shardcard? Will you accept payment in drugs?

Hey i have this watch, brand new just pinched from elderly couple. Will accept shardcard as payment. Swapping drugs for goods

by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015