shaqaholic

A mental disorder characterized by showing an extreme, idolizing, or unprecedented love for former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal.

Mother 1: how is your son John?
Mother 2: well, he never speaks to me anymore after seeing that Burger King commercial with former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal he spends most of his time assimilating every part of his life to his Shaq addiction.
Mother 1: it sounds like your son may be a ..Shaqaholic.. but don’t worry you’re not alone my son was the same way until he started seeing his weekly therapist.

shaqaholic by Bigdogcado December 21, 2020

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shareaholic

n., pl. -shareholics.

Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.

One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.

She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com

shareaholic by Ultravioleta May 16, 2009

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shaqaholic • Shagaholic • shopaholic • savaholic • Shoeaholic • Swapaholic • samaholics • Shakeaholic • Shankaholic • Shaqadelic

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopaholic by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011