Definitions by Bigdogcado
shaqaholic
A mental disorder characterized by showing an extreme, idolizing, or unprecedented love for former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal.
Mother 1: how is your son John?
Mother 2: well, he never speaks to me anymore after seeing that Burger King commercial with former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal he spends most of his time assimilating every part of his life to his Shaq addiction.
Mother 1: it sounds like your son may be a ..Shaqaholic.. but don’t worry you’re not alone my son was the same way until he started seeing his weekly therapist.
Mother 2: well, he never speaks to me anymore after seeing that Burger King commercial with former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal he spends most of his time assimilating every part of his life to his Shaq addiction.
Mother 1: it sounds like your son may be a ..Shaqaholic.. but don’t worry you’re not alone my son was the same way until he started seeing his weekly therapist.
shaqaholic by Bigdogcado December 21, 2020