A big fat lard that acts like a douche.It will sometimes hibernate for weeks on its couch after it stuffs its fugly bitch ass self with doritos.It is recorded that several young children died at the sight of this huge skankwad.The army has had many attempts at bringing down this monstrosity of a clusterfuck.Sadly all of these attempts failed due to the fact that their bullets got stuck in her orbit.
by Brendan Perry November 11, 2007