shannon f 

A big fat lard that acts like a douche.It will sometimes hibernate for weeks on its couch after it stuffs its fugly bitch ass self with doritos.It is recorded that several young children died at the sight of this huge skankwad.The army has had many attempts at bringing down this monstrosity of a clusterfuck.Sadly all of these attempts failed due to the fact that their bullets got stuck in her orbit.

"OMFG THT BABY SHOT ITSELF"
"Umm duh, it saw shannon f's face"

shannon f by Brendan Perry December 5, 2007

fat shannon 

Defecation; a bowel movement.

I gotta go drop a fat shannon.

fat shannon by hi February 4, 2004

Shannen Doherty Face 

When someone, especially a female celebrity, has noticeably uneven facial features like actress/bad girl Shannen Doherty, i.e., one eye or ear higher than the other, a crooked nose, jawline and/or teeth, misshapen head. Other famous women with this affliction include Mimi Rogers, Ellen Barkin, Lauren Hutton and Beverly Johnson. Those inflicted with SDF are not necessarily ugly, it's just that you can't stop looking at their weird, sometimes misshapen features.

Tarik: Man, Heather is one fine-ass white girl
DeShaun: Yeah, but look how her left eye is two inches higher than her right. My girl got some serious Shannen Doherty Face.
Tarik: She could still suck my dick, tho
DeShaun: Word.

Shannen Doherty Face by Philly Lovah In Da Houz October 27, 2009

shannonfannon 

Is the one who stumbled into one's life as the imaginary friend character that every child creates to protect oneself from the awful realities of the world. Shannonfannon is what everyone needs in their life even if they don't realize it when they do have a shannonfannon . She's the silent laughter inside of everyone who brings joy to your day. Everyone needs a shannonfannon to save the day

I want to have a shannonfannon kind if a day . Grins~n~Giggles coming your way .

shannonfannon by shannonfannon February 9, 2018