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A big fat lard that acts like a douche.It will sometimes hibernate for weeks on its couch after it stuffs its fugly bitch ass self with doritos.It is recorded that several young children died at the sight of this huge skankwad.The army has had many attempts at bringing down this monstrosity of a clusterfuck.Sadly all of these attempts failed due to the fact that their bullets got stuck in her orbit.

"OMFG THT BABY SHOT ITSELF"
"Umm duh, it saw shannon f's face"

shannon f by Brendan Perry December 5, 2007

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fat shannon

Defecation; a bowel movement.

I gotta go drop a fat shannon.

fat shannon by hi February 4, 2004

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Shannen Doherty Face

When someone, especially a female celebrity, has noticeably uneven facial features like actress/bad girl Shannen Doherty, i.e., one eye or ear higher than the other, a crooked nose, jawline and/or teeth, misshapen head. Other famous women with this affliction include Mimi Rogers, Ellen Barkin, Lauren Hutton and Beverly Johnson. Those inflicted with SDF are not necessarily ugly, it's just that you can't stop looking at their weird, sometimes misshapen features.

Tarik: Man, Heather is one fine-ass white girl
DeShaun: Yeah, but look how her left eye is two inches higher than her right. My girl got some serious Shannen Doherty Face.
Tarik: She could still suck my dick, tho
DeShaun: Word.

Shannen Doherty Face by Philly Lovah In Da Houz October 27, 2009

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shannonfannon

Is the one who stumbled into one's life as the imaginary friend character that every child creates to protect oneself from the awful realities of the world. Shannonfannon is what everyone needs in their life even if they don't realize it when they do have a shannonfannon . She's the silent laughter inside of everyone who brings joy to your day. Everyone needs a shannonfannon to save the day

I want to have a shannonfannon kind if a day . Grins~n~Giggles coming your way .

shannonfannon by shannonfannon February 9, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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