shanktity
Some purportedly-pious people display a public image of shanktity, but a lot of them actually "get a little honey on da side" in private.
Words you can keep
skanktity
1. Repeated infidelity to the point that the person shows no regard for their marriage.
2. A crude slang term for the breasts of a woman without good discretion.
2. A crude slang term for the breasts of a woman without good discretion.
1. She cheated on him again? Man, she really believes in the skanktity of marriage.
2. Person A: What a skank
Person B: Yeah, but did you see her skanktitties?
2. Person A: What a skank
Person B: Yeah, but did you see her skanktitties?
skanktity by jamison313 October 4, 2006
Related Words
shanktity • sanktity • skanktity • stanktity • swanktity • skanktits • sanctity of marriage • shantitown • sanctity • Sanctity of life
sanctity of marriage
The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.
In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
sanctity of marriage by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
Skanktify
You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.
Skanktify by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007
stankity
stankity by Doc douchebottle January 24, 2014
Sanctity of Marriage
The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.
Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.
Sanctity of Marriage by BuffaloBillsFan2005 January 17, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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