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shank bank

An ongoing mental list of people who you wish to kill at a later point in time.
"Welcome to my shank bank bitch, I hope bleeding out is on your list of short term goals."
by R2Dtard November 12, 2014
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shank bank

The area of your mind that holds sexual memories or fantasies in order to be used at a later date.
Did you see the way that chick presented? Throw that one in the shank bank.

When we finally bang, I have some built up investments in the shank bank I need to spend.
by _Mattimus_ March 21, 2009
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shank and bank

when you shank a guy, steal his wallet, and then go to the bank.
With the strain of the current economy, I was forced to shank and bank a bitch.
by Micmadarach April 3, 2009
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Spank bank

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection
1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"
by rich, happy, soul-less, robot January 26, 2004
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Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..
by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016
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Facebook Spank Bank

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation
"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."
by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008
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Stank Bank

the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.
"Brian?"

"Yes?"

"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"

"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."

"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
by Peven glugh April 30, 2021
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