Shangles 

Anything but everything. Currency or shin guards

Look at these here shangles

Shangles by Budnoxious April 8, 2010

shangles 

An annoying butthole who gets on your nerves and has a ginger enemy. she thinks shes in a loreal advert. even a song has been made -

YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER PALE PINK NO. 7 LIPSTICK, YOU KISSED SHANGLES JUST TO TRY IT HOPE WILL BILLINGS DONT MIND IT, IT FELT SO WRONG IT WASNT RIGHT IT GAVE EVERYONE A FRIGHT, YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT... JUST TO TRY IT,,,,,,,,  THAT SHANGLES SHE IS SO UNCOOOL BIG BAG LONG HAIR SO FREAKABLE EVERYONE RESISTS HER UGLEY BALLS IT AINT NO BIG DEAL SHE SMELLS OF FRIIIIIIIIIIZENN

OMG , WTF is that coming towards us?????!?!!
Oh right its just Shangles,
be quivvered , be VERY quivvered

shangles by ERIKA;ERIKA;ERIKA November 4, 2008

Collie Shangles 

A Victorian slang term meaning quarrels or arguments. It was referenced in Queen Victoria's journal 'More Leaves' in 1884.

More Leaves : “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scottish word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”

Collie Shangles by C L G January 31, 2021

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

FEMA shingles 

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

FEMA shingles by booboo2u February 8, 2010

potato shingles 

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.

You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.

potato shingles by galute January 11, 2017

Shit Shingles 

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.

Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.

Shit Shingles by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021