fema

Fe·ma ('fE-mä)n 1: a steaming pile of feces 2: a U.S. government agency used to cause chaos in any emergency situation 3: mother of all clusterfucks

George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA.

by Cynical C September 07, 2005

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1)find every mexican avaible
2)fix everything my ass
3)a bunch of idiots fucking everything up

The FEMA evacuation plan is run bitch run or save your own ass.

by kickass2014 June 09, 2007

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(v) to be late for an emergency.

I decided to fema my baby's delivery and arrived at the hospital four days after he was born.

by tdrury September 09, 2005

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I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.

by Carlos Thomas June 26, 2007

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nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

by big_tits_magee December 15, 2005

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Fema

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

by Big G Dawg September 11, 2005

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According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

by knowsHowToUseEm January 02, 2006

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