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shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
shampoodaphile by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
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shamoosh 

A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
shamoosh by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005

Shmookah 

Shmookah is when your are smoking hookah (Shisha), while receiving a blowjob.
Dude my chick totally gave me a shmookah last night.
Shmookah by Shmookah5000 July 20, 2010

Sharmootah 

Arabic/Chaldean word for slut/bitch
She's such a sharmootah or "shar"
Sharmootah by king202 March 22, 2009

shabooyah 

In your face,this Is how it's done
To all my doubters I did it, shabooyah
shabooyah by jefferson fontaine February 28, 2015

shamoola 

A word to define anything that you struggle to define a word for.

You can also use "Shimsham" as an abbreviation for the above word.
"Pass me that shamoola"

"Have you finished with the shamoola?"

"Have you got that Shimsham?"
shamoola by Twigger Sithee February 22, 2008
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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