Shmookah

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Shmookah is when your are smoking hookah (Shisha), while receiving a blowjob.

Dude my chick totally gave me a shmookah last night.

Shmookah by Shmookah5000 July 20, 2010

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smookah

A shorter way to say smoke hookah.

Lets smookah outside tonight.

smookah by kanto king April 10, 2009

Related Words

Shmookah • shmooka • Shmookalukabob • shmookh • Shnookah • shookah • smookah

Shmookalukabob

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

Shmookalukabob by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008

Shnookah

A common word used in place of a proper noun.

Lady with feathered hat: Excuse me!
Girl with the face: WHAT LADY?
Lady with feathered hat: Can you help me find my dog?
Girl with the face: Oh. SHNOOOOOOKAHHHHHH!!!
Lady in feathered hat: My dog's name is Carol.
Girl with the face: No, don't you know??? SHNOOKAH is a word used in place of a proper noun. Stupid lady!

*When roleplayed, this should be portrayed with scandinavian accents accordingly. Also, it's common to break into a sixteen part harmony on the double "o" of "shnookah".*

Shnookah by SudenimITZCHOODENIMNOTMYDENIM June 22, 2009

shmooka

An annoying person who insists on taking up your valuable time.

He bugs me every day, and is just a shmooka.

shmooka by halestormz97 December 9, 2008

shookah

The definition of smoking sheesha (shisha) from a hookah, therefore 'shookah'.
For those who do not know: sheesha is a flavoured syrupy tobacco commonly smoked from a hookah, which is a Moroccan and African large bong type item, used to smoke sheesha, weed, etc. from, which is commonly used and found in Europe and Africa.

Let's have a shookah before we go out.

shookah by sassysass November 14, 2011

shmookh

is an amazing and kind girl with an inexorable state of mind. she'll make you want to have her babies because of her beauty. though she is always bubbly and full of life, sometimes even childish, she is a mother hen and will do anythinf to protect those who she loves and cherishes. do not mess with her.

Wow, she's such a shmookh, so sexy and powerful, i want to have her babies.

shmookh by toji:* November 23, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026