shame eat 

The act of secluding one's self from public view to engage in the act of gluttony - often in a parking lot of a fast food establishment. Only to later admit in a haze of pride.

Shavonda: I got on it last night and then ate $43 worth of McNuggets

Chontalll: Grrl, did you shame eat that shit!?

Shavonda: Hell yeahhh!

shame eat by merkinski September 4, 2010

Shame eater 

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.

It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.

Shame eater by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

You Shave It I Eat It 

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

You Shave It I Eat It by Always Shave It September 19, 2011

Go eat a cat then shake it ! 

Postmortem feline consumption then gyration

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|

Go eat a cat then shake it ! by arthur cornopolstein the 3th January 9, 2008

Share the cake don't eat the cake 

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

Share the cake don't eat the cake by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

peanut eating shane 

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong

Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!

peanut eating shane by Kev mil April 21, 2017