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M Night Shamalamadingdong 

Also Known As M Night Shyamalan. A name that lots of people use when talking about direction M Night Shyamalan in a mean way. Or, used when one doesn't know how to pronounce his name.
Person 1: Dude, aren't M Night Shila... Sheila... Shiya...
Person 2: Man, just call him Shamalamadingdong!
Person 1: Okay... aren't M Night Shamalamadingdong's new movies gay?

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong 

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.
Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

slamalamadingdong 

A ding dong that is very slamalama
that ding dong is a slamalamadingdong

shamalamadingdong 

when you love someone more than they love you.
I shamalamadingdong you.
shamalamadingdong by mike September 27, 2004

shamalamadingdong 

the act of getting one's dick blown while watching an M. Night Shyamalan film (director of The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village)
Marty couldn't enjoy the rest of the film because Sam and Vanessa were shamalamadingdonging so loudly next to him.
shamalamadingdong by theg0rd0n April 1, 2009

Shamalamadingdong 

This is yet another word used to describe that specific part on the male anatomy, the proper name being "penis" although it is rarely called that as there are endless slang words for it. This slang is usually used to describe this part in a humorous or comical sense. or used when the speaker is to immature to use the proper name. We all know what that's like, just think back to your Elementary School health classes.
GIRL 1: *slams bathroom door and runs out*
"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I just saw your brothers Shamalamadingdong! Does he not know how to lock a freaking door?
GIRL 2:*laughs hysterically*
"I guess not... so was it big?
*laughs hysterically again*
GIRL 1:*rolls eyes*
"You're disgusting... and yes actually it was...he wouldn't happen to have a girlfriend would he?
GIRL 2:"No"
GIRL 1:"Awesome!"
GIRL 2:"... he does happen to be gay though..."
Shamalamadingdong by Maliyah June 13, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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