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Shalomian 

When you get a black, Asian, Indian, and white to gang-bang you at the same time while you scream for help and the stripper cops join in and then at the "Happy ending" it is all squirted into you ass.
My friends pulled a Shalomian on me this weekend and i enjoyed it and now Im not able to sit down.
Shalomian by Urban Sex terms December 29, 2016
A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009

shalogma 

the act of sticking your toung or penis into somes eyeball
bill: "get ready for shalogma!"

sherly: "I don't like it that way."
shalogma by shalogma!! October 23, 2008
using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch
joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!
shloomp by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

shaboopalaboopy 

I don't know , I don't have a damn clue
guy 1: that chick is fine, yadidamean
guy 2: Shaboopalaboopy
shaboopalaboopy by Chrisd August 30, 2008

shalomadong 

the jewish term for a mans penis.
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big penis
Jew 2 “No, in this religion it is called a shalomadong”
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big shalomadong!”