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Dirty shallard 

A man that loves his fishing and once catching fish, uses said fish to perform oral on himself ! Simultaneously pissing in his own mouth. Es car go shals car go to the bottle o'
Mitch "Oh man last I got a dirty shallard! His piss stunk
Dirty shallard by Cassie codeine January 23, 2021

Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.
'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'
Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

Jean stallard 

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra
Jean stallard by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019

shalladantic 

A condition where the person in question frequently sighs.

Frequently sighs without any real reason.
I really don't like hanging out with Christian, he's always shalladantic.
shalladantic by Quazi Scrotum July 11, 2021

shalladinated 

Used to communicate when you've had enough of something.
Guy 1: Did you know that Pikachu's tail doesn't have a black tip?
Guy 2: OK! I'M SHALLADINATED! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!
shalladinated by flyingarrorevoked September 14, 2021

shallando 

Person with a light that shines for everyone they can use until they can’t. Pusher of boundaries, seems genuine but isn’t. Steer clear of anyone like this.
Don’t become a shallando.
shallando by Supermaniacc November 22, 2021