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Dirty shallard 

A man that loves his fishing and once catching fish, uses said fish to perform oral on himself ! Simultaneously pissing in his own mouth. Es car go shals car go to the bottle o'
Mitch "Oh man last I got a dirty shallard! His piss stunk
Dirty shallard by Cassie codeine January 23, 2021

Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.
'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'
Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

Jean stallard 

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra
Jean stallard by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019

shalladantic 

A condition where the person in question frequently sighs.

Frequently sighs without any real reason.
I really don't like hanging out with Christian, he's always shalladantic.
shalladantic by Quazi Scrotum July 11, 2021

shalladinated 

Used to communicate when you've had enough of something.
Guy 1: Did you know that Pikachu's tail doesn't have a black tip?
Guy 2: OK! I'M SHALLADINATED! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!
shalladinated by flyingarrorevoked September 14, 2021

shallando 

Person with a light that shines for everyone they can use until they can’t. Pusher of boundaries, seems genuine but isn’t. Steer clear of anyone like this.
Don’t become a shallando.
shallando by Supermaniacc November 22, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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