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shalese
Well a simple definition of Shalese is a sexy girl who loves hugs and is so fit she loves to have great laughs and make everyone smile she gives the best kisses ever and you would never want to miss meeting a shalese
Shaleesa
A beautiful girl with gorgeous eyes. Smoking hot and fun to be around. Smart and loyal. Hates injustice and is always willing to stand up for the rights and beliefs of herself and others. A great person to have as a friend or more.
Shaleesa by anonymouscustomizedpseudonym February 4, 2010
Shareese
A nice, funny,weird girl who is amazing at karate and also likes to play basketball. She loves pizza and always has it.
Shareese by Howdy cowboy November 6, 2019
saleese
The baddest bitch you'll ever encounter. She's loyal to her friends and is never one to back down from confrontation, she's quick to throw the hands for hers. She's a lover and loves hard and truly , but never NEEDS a man. Or anyone, she's independent asf and is street smart so she knows her ways around
saleese by littlemisscatlia March 1, 2017
Shalesse
Is a great and amazing person. SHE DOES NOT LIKE WILL. Her sarcasm is not always appreciated. Oh well
Shalesse is mad annoying
Shalesse by Tyrone Tyshan October 22, 2019
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