shalaan

Someone who closely resembles Tyler Perry. Also has a disturbing tendencies to place themselves in horribly awkward situations and watch terrible shows for long periods of time. Seriously man Smallville though?

As an aside Shalaans have great skill at writing shows for the CW.

What the fuck Shalaan?

shalaan by Das Bones November 6, 2013

Shalangabanged 

Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!

Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!

Man i was so shalangabanged last night!

Shalangabanged by Craig07 February 17, 2010

ShaLanda 

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.

Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda

ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

Shalaina 

The beauty of the world. Shalaina is used for the most exotic, sexy, beautiful dreamer the universe has ever seen. Guys kill for Shalainas. Perfection, beauty, and a love for classical music make Shalaina an exceptional woman. If your lucky enough to get one, hold on to it. Unique and amazing, Shalaina will take your breath away.

"Shalaina is amazing, I have never seen anyone like her in my entire life."

"Woah, man! You got a Shalaina! Hold on to her, they're pretty rare."

"Dude, lay off my Shalaina. Finders, keepers."

Shalaina by UrbanDictionary123456789098765 November 23, 2011

Shalandria 

Shalandria means fun, beautiful, outgoing,happy go lucky woman. She is super supportive and brings guinuine joy to everyone around her.

If you got yourself a Shalandria you got yourself someone special I'm more ways than one.

Shalandria by ShayDay714 June 27, 2017

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor

Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

shalaminga shalamanga by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010

Shabaan 

A Pakistani man with a smart brain. He's known for being the cute one and whenever he's interested in a girl he'll for sure be her boyfriend in a day or two. He has a huge penis and most likely has a cousin who smokes weed and another who is a big pussy.

I wish Shabaan liked me because then he'd be my babes tomorrow.

Shabaan by Itabitterlittlebitterrayhaanco October 8, 2019