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Shakeout sleep 

Shakeout sleep is the term used to describe sleeping when having just drunk a milkshake. (Innuendo not intended) The act typically results in a bizarrely upset stomach the following morning. ( Again...innuendo not intended)
Friend: Damn boi? Did you just shakeout sleep. I told you that was a bad idea.
Shakeout sleeper: F you, I do wot I want.
Friend: *facepalm*
Shakeout sleep by thatwittyone November 16, 2014
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Shakeout run 

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one cant still run a sub 5 minute mile
Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!
Shakeout run by TL Trizz November 24, 2020

Shakeout run 

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one can still run a sub 5 minute mile
Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!
Shakeout run by TL Trizz November 25, 2020
Waiting and Spying on a guy just until the time is right to make your move.
I'll wait to make my move because im on a stakeout.
stakeout by Faythe May 18, 2006

facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

The Stakeout Method 

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.
(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information
Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."
Stakeout by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015