shaked cow
How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...
shaked cow by Dmaxx March 7, 2010
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Shaved cow
a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
Shaved cow by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011
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Shakedown Street
the parking lot, or large area, outside os Grateful Dead or Phish shows where everything from drugs, burritos, tie dyes, incense and clothing were sold. Shakedown was the place where one could chill before or after a show and find whatever it is one was looking for. Most known for it's open air drug supermarket where cats would have nitrous oxide tanks in the back of cars and sell balloons of nitrous for $5. also people would walk around uttering "trips trips" or "kind bud."
Man Shakedown Street was sooo much better at Deer Creek last night, they only have green tabs I wanted the sunshine
Shakedown Street by Fucking shit July 13, 2006
shakedown
(n.)
Another word for extortion/blackmail, or the obtaining of a good or service through means of force, threats/intimidation, or abuse of power.
Another word for extortion/blackmail, or the obtaining of a good or service through means of force, threats/intimidation, or abuse of power.
Shakedown by force, threats and intimidation:
The Mafia would usually give small business owners "the shakedown," in which if the owner did not pay protection money (or "tribute") to the Mafia Don, their store would mysteriously be firebombed by vandals (read: Mafia thugs) who presumably would have been deterred if the owner had opted to partake in the Mafia protection plan.
Shakedown by abuse of power:
City councils are notorious for shakedowns by abuse of power. Suppose you bought a house for an inflated price of $50000, before property values started declining. The state wants to build a highway, and decides that your house is in the way. You don't want to move, but they offer you $25000 to pack up and leave. If you don't leave, the council will employ the eminent domain laws, which will simply *force* you to leave and *force* you to accept a measly compensation of $15000 (fair market value) for your property. While such practice is actually legal, it's still a shakedown, because if you don't agree to their initial unreasonable demands, you're going to be even worse off as a consequence--just like debating whether you want to drown in your own piss, or someone else's.
The Mafia would usually give small business owners "the shakedown," in which if the owner did not pay protection money (or "tribute") to the Mafia Don, their store would mysteriously be firebombed by vandals (read: Mafia thugs) who presumably would have been deterred if the owner had opted to partake in the Mafia protection plan.
Shakedown by abuse of power:
City councils are notorious for shakedowns by abuse of power. Suppose you bought a house for an inflated price of $50000, before property values started declining. The state wants to build a highway, and decides that your house is in the way. You don't want to move, but they offer you $25000 to pack up and leave. If you don't leave, the council will employ the eminent domain laws, which will simply *force* you to leave and *force* you to accept a measly compensation of $15000 (fair market value) for your property. While such practice is actually legal, it's still a shakedown, because if you don't agree to their initial unreasonable demands, you're going to be even worse off as a consequence--just like debating whether you want to drown in your own piss, or someone else's.
shakedown by Siegfried Zaga June 2, 2005
Shanty Shakedown
The act in which a coke whore or any cocaine addicted female places a generous amount of cocaine on the tip of the males penis. The female relentlessly likes the tip of the penis dousing the dick in saliva and cocaine. The man can then last extended amounts of time while plowing his coke whore girl friend. When the man finally finishes he feeds the female a heavy dose of cum and cocaine mixture by placing his cocaine induced load on the tip of her tongue thus sharing his load with his mate as they both experience a numbing sensation in their genitalia.
The sweet indian girl gave her white nympho boyfriend a Shanty Shakedown. sex lasted for 2 numbing hours.
Shanty Shakedown by snatchman April 15, 2009
Intersectional Shakedown
Protection racket where disadvantaged groups, whether real or perceived, sell protection from false hate accusations for concessions from others.
What?! They wouldn't accept you in to college because your test scores are bad? Just give them the intersectional shakedown and tweet that it was racism, sexism and homophobia.
Intersectional Shakedown by You can't handle my handle July 18, 2017
Kansas City Shakedown
After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.
Kansas City Shakedown by B-ryann July 6, 2008