shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

Snake-job

While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.

Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’

Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’

Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’

by Ex-Lax July 30, 2008

Shame Job

An exclamation at an embarrassing or 'shameful' event or situation.

Gossiper1 "He caught her passed out with her head in the toilet last night."

Gossiper2 "Oh! Shame job!"

by Dust#1 November 8, 2009

Shaker Job

To receive a hand job from an individual that has a medical condition resulting in the shaking action of their hands. A shaker job is able to drive the receiver to the point of climax without the need for any motion other than the shaking itself. Shaker jobs are most common from geriatrics or from individual's suffering from substance withdrawal.

Example 1: Grandpa still enjoys getting a handy from Grandma. Her shaky old hands allow for the best Shaker Job.

Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

Indian Snake Job

Named for its simalarities to sucking snake poison out of a bite.

Immediately after giving Anal, putting your mouth around her butt crack and sucking as hard as you can, attempting to suck the semen out.

I gave her an Indian Snake Job and almost threw up.

by Chris January 10, 2005

Shame Job

A second, sometimes secretive, occupation taken to cover the bills in tough economic times.

"Just between you and me, I've taken a shame job on weekends since the market took a dive."

by transient37 December 22, 2008

Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke

That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…

by Helltagged October 14, 2022