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shag pasty 

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"
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Bolivar Shagnasty 

a) A Character on the Red Skelton Show.
b) A ladies' man.
c) {From the Greek} "Bolivus Shagnasticus", roughly meaning, "One who floods" (It was the title of a roman dictator roughly around 120 AD.)
Bolivar Shagnasty was a funny character!

Man, that Nathan kid sure gets all the ladies! He's a real Bolivar Shagnasty.

Bolivar Shagnasty is a real Flooder--he sure knows how to make it rain.
Bolivar Shagnasty by run4funman November 12, 2010

shagnasty 

A man of low standards in reguards to sexual partners. A true Shagnasty will quite happily have sex with someone he finds physically repulsive. A shagnasty never admits to sleeping with ugly girls and to most people may seem completly celabet.
"you hear about john?"
"what happened..?"
"He got caught at the old peoples home trying to organise a geriactric orgy."
"lol, that guy's a shagnasty"
shagnasty by Snowee February 12, 2008

shagnasty 

Unpleasant, grimy, unhygeinic, generally undesirable. Can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Oi, Shagnasty.
You spunk swallowing shagnasty fuckpig.
shagnasty by titwanker April 10, 2003

shagnasty 

Usually used as a proper noun (someone's name) to show disdain, contempt. Also used in jest on acquaintances.
Hey Shagnasty! Get us a beer in, will you?
You shut yer fuckin' trap, Shagnasty!
shagnasty by Ant August 8, 2003

shagnasty 

A ball of dried shit tangled up in your ass hairs. Similar to dingleberry but a little nastier to say.
I would've ass-fucked her, but I saw a shagnasty and flipped her over instead.
shagnasty by B-Man September 28, 2003

Shagnasty 

Word used to describe individual or object that exudes excessive sexual prowess. Can also describe dance move, item of clothing, group of people etc.
"Those Radpad Girls are so shagnasty"
"Giiiirl those thigh-highs are shag-nasty"
Shagnasty by superkitty69 September 28, 2012
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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