shaft it 

To insert ones penis into something or someone...

Originated from the word shaft, as in the long narrow handle of a tool "the shaft"... which resembles the male reproductive organ when sexually stimulated

Look there's a skyline (car), "i'd shaft it"!

shaft it by THE RECEEDER April 6, 2010

I shat it out 

A phrase used to drive off annoying people who keep asking you where you got something.

(Guy 1 is busy playing games on a new phone)

Guy 2: Dude, where did you get that cool new cellphone?

Guy 1: I shat it out. Now fuck off

(Guy 2 walks away)

I shat it out by KNCVBKK June 22, 2011

shift it 

Get a move on, get going, hurry up.

No heroics Bruce, c'mon now! Shift it!

shift it by HenricLadson September 1, 2017

Rip it and shift it 

When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting

“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”

“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”

Rip it and shift it by FishWithFeet August 4, 2020

C.I.T. Shaft 

The term CIT Shaft applies when a member of staff with more authority than a CIT tells them to do something. It applies to any aspect of the camp life, from petty tasks such as going to collect the cabin's tuck and mail to taking the top bunk.

Ex. 1. Im going to C.I.T. shaft my C.I.T. and give him the top bunk.
Ex. 2. I got C.I.T. shafted to make all the pre-mades for trip.

C.I.T. Shaft by Camp Wabanaki Staff January 24, 2011

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Shaftitude 

Adj: An Action resembling the actions of John Shaft.

The man possessed alot of Shaftitude.

Shaftitude by Lork Karnakus (Destroyer of Worlds) October 8, 2003