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jesus shamoly and holy kebabs 

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop
person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

Sharolyn 

The cross breading of a Shane and a Carolyn. A Sharolyn is a beautiful, down the middle of your back experience. A Sharolyn is also considered to be a frequent spectacle seen at Peach Tree Commons Court.
Sharolyn is sandbagging tonight.
Sharolyn by Sarjent Soysauce September 1, 2012

shaholyfuck 

an alternative to saying shit holy fuck: an eexlamation
shaholyfuck crow you done beat his ass
shaholyfuck by cram morebeera January 1, 2005

Poopy Shamoly 

1) an exclamation word, when something surprises you or is shocking

2) a combination of piss, shit, cum, ball sweat, and coagulated smegma in a disgusting concoction that is typically ingested by crack whores and hippies
1) John: POOPY SHAMOLY that girls smoking!!

2) Ryan: Me and my girl made a poopy shamoly last night, how many milliliters should I do for my first time?
Pedro: how about fucking 0 milliliters you fuck.
Poopy Shamoly by Brodman585 April 9, 2023
Shaolyn is another spelling from the original name Shaolin which is of Chinese origin referring to various martial arts and temples/schools.

The name was also widely popularised by the Wu-Tang Clan and a show on Cartoon Network called Shaolin showdown

Shaolyn is a quiet person who is most likely to be introverted. They know how to make people smile and tend to be the parent of the friend group, always looking out for others and making sure everyone is okay. Shaolyn is either great at everything or doesn’t have much talent but can be very driven when it comes to the things they love. They’re definitely a level headed person but may take things a little too far if provoked.

Shaolyn values family and just wants to be loved and appreciated, if you ever meet a shaolyn try be patient with them, they need a little extra love.
“Shaolyn is very quiet
Shaolyn by Monkxxx13 November 22, 2021
Shaolyn is a cute, smart and funny person that’s grey to be around especially when you’re having a bad day.

Shaolyn will be there for you in your lowest moments to cheer you up and never gives up on you.

At first you may think Shaolyn is a bitch because of how antisocial they may appear at first but shaolyn is the sweetest and most caring person you’ll ever meet once you get to know her. She’s not one you can forget.
I love Shaolyn, I wish I was with her all the time

Shaolyn is the best friend I’ve always wanted
Shaolyn by Monkxxx13 November 22, 2021