- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs by steph December 20, 2004

Related Words

shafoly • Shaolyn • shaholyfuck • Sharolyn • jesus shamoly and holy kebabs • Poopy Shamoly

Sharolyn

The cross breading of a Shane and a Carolyn. A Sharolyn is a beautiful, down the middle of your back experience. A Sharolyn is also considered to be a frequent spectacle seen at Peach Tree Commons Court.

Sharolyn is sandbagging tonight.

Sharolyn by Sarjent Soysauce September 1, 2012

shaholyfuck

an alternative to saying shit holy fuck: an eexlamation

shaholyfuck crow you done beat his ass

shaholyfuck by cram morebeera January 1, 2005

Poopy Shamoly

1) an exclamation word, when something surprises you or is shocking

2) a combination of piss, shit, cum, ball sweat, and coagulated smegma in a disgusting concoction that is typically ingested by crack whores and hippies

1) John: POOPY SHAMOLY that girls smoking!!

2) Ryan: Me and my girl made a poopy shamoly last night, how many milliliters should I do for my first time?
Pedro: how about fucking 0 milliliters you fuck.

Poopy Shamoly by Brodman585 April 9, 2023

Shaolyn

Shaolyn is another spelling from the original name Shaolin which is of Chinese origin referring to various martial arts and temples/schools.

The name was also widely popularised by the Wu-Tang Clan and a show on Cartoon Network called Shaolin showdown

Shaolyn is a quiet person who is most likely to be introverted. They know how to make people smile and tend to be the parent of the friend group, always looking out for others and making sure everyone is okay. Shaolyn is either great at everything or doesn’t have much talent but can be very driven when it comes to the things they love. They’re definitely a level headed person but may take things a little too far if provoked.

Shaolyn values family and just wants to be loved and appreciated, if you ever meet a shaolyn try be patient with them, they need a little extra love.

“Shaolyn is very quiet”

Shaolyn by Monkxxx13 November 22, 2021

Shaolyn

Shaolyn is a cute, smart and funny person that’s grey to be around especially when you’re having a bad day.

Shaolyn will be there for you in your lowest moments to cheer you up and never gives up on you.

At first you may think Shaolyn is a bitch because of how antisocial they may appear at first but shaolyn is the sweetest and most caring person you’ll ever meet once you get to know her. She’s not one you can forget.

I love Shaolyn, I wish I was with her all the time

Shaolyn is the best friend I’ve always wanted

Shaolyn by Monkxxx13 November 22, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026