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A. To have an excessively large penis, most notably in length.

B. In playing beer pong, to set your cups up in a "schafer" means that you want your cups to be re-arranged in a straight line. To be reffered to as a "shafer" means that it must be four or more cups lined up in a straight line.
First usage:
Person A: "Hey man, did you hear about Dan? He's got a shafer and a half!"
Person B: "Chyeaaa bro he does! I swear that it's gotta be atleast 8 inches!"

Second usage:
Person A: "Yo bro, can you set up my cups in a schafer?"
Person B: "Sure bro!"
shafer by JPattPatt September 29, 2009
Words you can keep
Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.
My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.
Shafer by BiggieFrat June 29, 2011
A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.
Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!
Shafer by Rams876 April 15, 2009
a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer
Look its Shafer the gayfer!!
Shafer by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.
The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.
Shafer shits by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

Shafer shopping 

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.
Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
Shafer shopping by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

Shafer from MG 

Small penis despite belief of other entries that make him believe he has a large penis.
Wow that penis looked like Shafer from MG.
Shafer from MG by cassidy17 August 5, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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