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A. To have an excessively large penis, most notably in length.

B. In playing beer pong, to set your cups up in a "schafer" means that you want your cups to be re-arranged in a straight line. To be reffered to as a "shafer" means that it must be four or more cups lined up in a straight line.
First usage:
Person A: "Hey man, did you hear about Dan? He's got a shafer and a half!"
Person B: "Chyeaaa bro he does! I swear that it's gotta be atleast 8 inches!"

Second usage:
Person A: "Yo bro, can you set up my cups in a schafer?"
Person B: "Sure bro!"
by JPattPatt September 29, 2009
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.
My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.
by BiggieFrat June 27, 2011
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A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.
Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!
by Rams876 April 15, 2009
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a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer
Look its Shafer the gayfer!!
by supercutekid November 27, 2011
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