shadwich

A sandwich made by shad.

Shad made a shadwich for his friends.

shadwich by Jupiter Wart December 17, 2021

Shadwicking 

A generally bro rape which involves roofies and the thrusting of the pelvis.

"Oh man, my ass hurts."
"Yeah, I was totally shadwicking you last night"
"Shit!"

Shadwicking by Dr. Jarnigan K. Barnwell August 4, 2007

Shagwich

The British version of the sexual sandwich. Usually consisting of 2 gents and a trollop.

Don't look now but it appears that the two lads have the poor girl in a drunken stupor. Its only a matter of time before they shagwich her in some cheap flat down by the bog.

Shagwich by Tiki Joe June 3, 2009

Snadwich 

A Snadwich (mistakenly thought to be derived from mispelling the word 'Sandwich') is a mystical small furry creature that resides in the darkest corners of the majority of households across the world.

Their presence is only noticeable through the disappearance of socks.

NB. This is never a pair of socks, only one (leading to the current odd sock problem across the globe).

The Snadwiches breed and raise their young in said stolen socks. When more and more socks go missing in a household, it normally suggests a 'Snadwich Infestation', for which a 'Snadwich Exterminator' must be contacted. Failure to do so could lead to a 'Snadwich Attack' (the need for more territory drives the increasing population of Snadwiches to be more agressive) which can often be fatal.

When a human sees a Snadwich, very often they mistake it for a ball of dust or hair.

'Why do I have so many odd socks? It must be the snadwiches again...'

Snadwich by HellyLM February 5, 2010

Sadwich 

A sandwich containing no real meat. This excludes Grilled cheese sandwiches as well and Pb&Js.

A cheese sandwich is not a sandwich. Its a Sadwich .

Sadwich by Schumann21 October 27, 2016

Sadwich 

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.

Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.

Sadwich by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020

Snadwich extermination 

Mix n' Match all your socks so when the snadwich comes to steal them, it will blow up.

Dude! Why did your mom mix up all your socks? For some snadwich extermination

Snadwich extermination by Sped siblings December 21, 2010