Skip to main content

shadwich

Shad made a shadwich for his friends.
by Jupiter Wart December 17, 2021
mugGet the shadwich mug.

Shadwicking

A generally bro rape which involves roofies and the thrusting of the pelvis.
"Oh man, my ass hurts."
"Yeah, I was totally shadwicking you last night"
"Shit!"
by Dr. Jarnigan K. Barnwell August 4, 2007
mugGet the Shadwicking mug.

Shagwich

The British version of the sexual sandwich. Usually consisting of 2 gents and a trollop.
Don't look now but it appears that the two lads have the poor girl in a drunken stupor. Its only a matter of time before they shagwich her in some cheap flat down by the bog.
by Tiki Joe June 3, 2009
mugGet the Shagwich mug.

Snadwich

A Snadwich (mistakenly thought to be derived from mispelling the word 'Sandwich') is a mystical small furry creature that resides in the darkest corners of the majority of households across the world.

Their presence is only noticeable through the disappearance of socks.

NB. This is never a pair of socks, only one (leading to the current odd sock problem across the globe).

The Snadwiches breed and raise their young in said stolen socks. When more and more socks go missing in a household, it normally suggests a 'Snadwich Infestation', for which a 'Snadwich Exterminator' must be contacted. Failure to do so could lead to a 'Snadwich Attack' (the need for more territory drives the increasing population of Snadwiches to be more agressive) which can often be fatal.

When a human sees a Snadwich, very often they mistake it for a ball of dust or hair.
'Why do I have so many odd socks? It must be the snadwiches again...'
by HellyLM February 5, 2010
mugGet the Snadwich mug.

Sadwich

A sandwich containing no real meat. This excludes Grilled cheese sandwiches as well and Pb&Js.
A cheese sandwich is not a sandwich. Its a Sadwich .
by Schumann21 October 27, 2016
mugGet the Sadwich mug.

Sadwich

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.
Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.
by Rob Seeker December 31, 2020
mugGet the Sadwich mug.

Snadwich extermination

Mix n' Match all your socks so when the snadwich comes to steal them, it will blow up.
Dude! Why did your mom mix up all your socks? For some snadwich extermination
by Sped siblings December 21, 2010
mugGet the Snadwich extermination mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email