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naked smack down 

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
naked smack down by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023

lay the smack down 

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible
I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down
lay the smack down by KaffyP February 3, 2010

smack down 

n. Physical violence. A severe beating.
smack down by zx August 15, 2002

smack down 

In other ways used as the phrase "laying down the law"....
You let that bitch leave you with the kids and went out drinkin...? You better be layin some smack down...
smack down by john harrison January 15, 2004

deep chili smack down 

the act of sticking one's penis into hot chili then smacking the female in the face till she falls from trying to escape the wrath of the deep chili smack down
if she doesn't suck my dick i'm giving her the ol' deep chili smack down
deep chili smack down by shortfuxfag February 19, 2011

Puttin' the Smack Down!

1. Talkin' Trash

2. Something really good or cool, or doing something really cool or good.

3. Kickin' ass!

4. Droppin' Plates
Jarrod Washburn was really "Puttin' the smack down!" in that game tonight!