The act of spilling food or drink on oneself or near your general vicinity, photographing the resulting stain and then posting it on Twitter for others to view.
Did you see John pulled a shareski last night after he spilled ketchup all over his pants?
dominoes:::hello dominoes how can i help you
You: yea can i have one medium pizza?
dominoes: sure what kind of topping would you like?
You: can i have half pepperoni and half shaberkiblamps?
dominoes: what?
you:: yea shaberkiblamps, i always order my pizza with that on it.