Guy1: Dude, that annoying girl who loves to talk about herself is fast approaching Guy2: Quick, we gotta scadaddle!
Guy1: No man...this calls for something quicker- let's SCABATTLE!
Sorry for not coming in today Smithers-Jones, but it seems a crime not to take a shagbattical after going at it like the clappers with Grunhilde all last night. I got my head down early but somehow I'm still tired...