1. nuff said.
2. girl: can i call you Kuya?
me: no, but u can call me sHaBaNgUh
3. SHABANGUH! SHABANGUH!! SHABANGUH!!!
4. shabanguh! how them catches coming along?
5. bless you! i mean... SHABANGUH!
Marcus Shabangu is a extremely handsome dude and admired by all the ladies but they don't want to admit, it's FACTS
Marcus Shabangu has a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell his friends because they will get jealous and cry because they are too ugly to get one, FACTS