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Shabadonk is a tiktok account that has many private videos that will never reach the public's eye. Many of the privated videos include re-creating and duetting people's videos.
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"Oh okay sweeeeeeeet. Oh and if Romyn ever asks how to spell it its spelt "S-H-A-B-A-D-O-N-K"
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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.
"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?

-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."

"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."

So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?

"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."
Shabank by RFAH-2A July 13, 2011

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

shabalong 

every curse word in the human language combined; usually means fag, dork, loser, jerk, bastard, ass, etc. A good word to use in a case where you will get in trouble if you say the actual word. Sounds friendlier than what it means.
Jerry: GO DIE U LOSER
Adam: AT LEAST IM NOT A SHABALONG LIKE YOU
shabalong by hjsuhuhng November 25, 2009

Shadonkey 

"Dude that chick was shadonkey fine"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"
Shadonkey by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006