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shabadonk 

Shabadonk is a tiktok account that has many private videos that will never reach the public's eye. Many of the privated videos include re-creating and duetting people's videos.
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"Yo bro, you better follow shabadonk!!!"

"Don't worry dude I already did"

"Oh okay sweeeeeeeet. Oh and if Romyn ever asks how to spell it its spelt "S-H-A-B-A-D-O-N-K"
shabadonk by I knOW wherE yOu ArE! September 15, 2021
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The meaning of life, said by Yeat, an American rapper.
User: what’s the meaning of life?

Yeat: shmadonka
shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.
"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?

-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."

"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."

So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?

"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."
Shabank by RFAH-2A July 13, 2011

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

shabalong 

every curse word in the human language combined; usually means fag, dork, loser, jerk, bastard, ass, etc. A good word to use in a case where you will get in trouble if you say the actual word. Sounds friendlier than what it means.
Jerry: GO DIE U LOSER
Adam: AT LEAST IM NOT A SHABALONG LIKE YOU
shabalong by hjsuhuhng November 25, 2009

Shadonkey 

"Dude that chick was shadonkey fine"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"
Shadonkey by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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