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sexy story 

i liked a boy, dylan in high school. i got really turned on whenever we would talk. one day i got the courage to say something. i told him i really liked him and he pushed me against the wall and we aggressively made out. he started to take of his pants revealing his massive dick as i removed my shirt and bra. he stared at my double ds as i took of my pants to showing my red lace underware. he couldn't take it and started to make out one again, i got on the floor to give his 10 inch cock a bj. he moaned with pleasure and i couldn't help but let out a little moan too. i could feel the pre-cum on his dick, i licked it off as we both moaned. i went faster and faster until he cummed. he gave a giant moan as i swallowed every last drop. he wanted to return the favor so he abruptly started fingering me. first with 2 fingers, then with 3. i moaned as i couldn't take it any longer. he moved up to rub my clit. " DADDY MAKE ME CUM" i yelled. just as i said this my best friend katie and her boyfriend jake walked in. they said " mind if we join." they started to make out letting out small moans. we were so turned on. i kissed him as he penetrated my tight pussy, we both loudly moaned. meanwhile jake and katie were doing 69. we wanted in and i started kissing jake and giving him a hand job. dylan was giving head to katie. we all cummed at the same time. how is that for a sexy story
me: hey " harry" wanna hear this sexy story?
harry: sure
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026