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sexy muffin snake

as seen in jenna marble's video on how to make pet names.
according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.
guy: "hey can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."

Sexy muffin cake 

noun; a lesbian term for another woman who is VERY attractive.

2: Verb; to be kinky sexy, but not overly kinky.
1: I called Cheyenne a sexy muffin cake.
2: Amanda was being such a sexy muffin cake

Sexy Little Muffin 

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.
She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin
Sexy Little Muffin by Nilrem May 10, 2016
an incredibly sexy person
a person u want to have intecourse with
Eva Longoria is a sexmuffin, Id do her!
sexmuffin by brown guy January 12, 2008
an incredibly arousing muffin.
antonym: muffin TOP
I love rayray, she knows how to butter that sexmuffin'.
sexmuffin by sir eats a lot May 7, 2008

Sexmuffins 

Yesterday was so sexmuffins!
Hey! Sexmuffins! Over here!

Can also be used as a predicate, for example, "Sexmuffins! That was so great!"
Sexmuffins by Awesomeface-D December 14, 2008