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sexual crucifixion 

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
sexual crucifixion by Misteur E January 13, 2020
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026