sexted

The past tense of sexting. To have sext in the past.

Ex. baby i wan 2 eat yo pussy ;P

I sexted my baby all night long. I have the chaffing to prove it.

by Crew "Spank" Ryan March 25, 2008

deep-seated

The correct expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

This is often misheard and misspoken as "deep-seeded" by people who slur their words and pronounce a letter "t" as a "d."

Marcus has a deep-seated hatred for people who use poor grammar.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

seated dance

When an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her ass up and dance.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.

As soon as the DJ switched to "Slim Shady" by eminem, Joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.

by a_sporty August 24, 2014

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

sexbed

A bed that is made for sex. Make sure it is atleast 2 yards wide, 3 pillows, and a soft mattress.

Camille: I wish I had a sexbed.
Ryan: I have one and it rocks. Its really bouncy and helps me!

by Camishex&A.sin April 16, 2010

Sexpeditiously

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.

After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.

by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011