sexretly  

sexretly - to have sex on the down low

sentence: yeah me and sarah hang out sometimes... we keep it pretty sexretly though

sexretly by pimptress42069 April 29, 2009

Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."

Secretly Chinese by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me? by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

Secretly Bad Ass 

Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.

Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth

"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."

Secretly Bad Ass by Psh wouldn't you like to know June 29, 2005

Secretly We Are Goy 

That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)

John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...

Secretly We Are Goy by Eu Ma March 21, 2013

Secretly Stupid 

When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."

Person 1: "We should go to the beach."
Person 2: "For we get darker? Nah."
Person 1: "It's SO not FOR."
Person 2: "Yeah, I talk stupid out of school, cause it really doesn't matter.
Person 1: (Thinking) Yeah sure, your just Secretly Stupid.

Secretly Stupid by DayToDay July 10, 2011

secretly fat 

Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.

He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.

secretly fat by Mike Bada January 10, 2009