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Grumpy Sexola 

The act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a dick or a clit, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker.
Matt: Hey Magnus, how was the grumpy sexola?!
Magnus: It was fantastic, my semen smelt like ink :)
Grumpy Sexola by MrButtFuckerTucker November 1, 2017
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a group of individuals (especially stays) that live, breathe, and would die for Seo Changbin, their lord and savior.
“oh you’re a seolar?”
“yes”
“let’s make out right now”
seolar by spearbcity May 26, 2021

sexolicious

Someone who is sexy and delicious @ tha same time
GotDamn Ed is sexolicious!
sexolicious by Toof Pic June 27, 2004

Sexplain 

The act of sexually explaining something in a awkward situation.
Ex 1-
Friend 1: WTF!! ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

Friend 2: Uhhhhh....I can sexplain

Ex-2
Friend 1:Dude that girl is hot!

Friend 2:Yeah! she'll look better in a clown costume

Friend 1:...................

Friend 2:What??......
Sexplain by Teh F-man January 19, 2011

Sexplanations 

Sexplanations is an online web show on Youtube hosted by Lindsey Doe, or Dr. Doe. Doctor Doe makes it her job to provide accurate free information on the entire world of sex and sexual information. She hopes she can make sex less of a taboo topic. This show was set up by Hank Green, one of the Green brothers and part of the Vlogbrothers, and the Nerdfighter clan. Lindsey's tumbler is Tumblingdoe.
If you have a question about sex, ask Doctor Doe from Sexplanations.
Sexplanations by CliveDoveishot July 30, 2013

Sexorate 

sex-ore-ate
verb: sexorated; sexoration

1. To sexify something. Anything. Anyone.

Origin: Australia/America, circa.07012013
A person can become sexorated through simple actions (for women) such as:
Plucking eyebrows
Waxing upper lips
Wearing slightly revealing clothes or butt lifting jeans
Wearing VERY slightly revealing clothes.

Or (for men):
Growing out a beard
Taking a shower ie. smelling nice
Cooking a sexy meal
Wearing a suit while cooking a sexy meal.

A room can be sexorated through actions such as:
Candles. Everywhere.

Example:
John : Hi Gina, I just decided to grow out a beard tonight and cook you dinner in my army uniform.
Gina: *Pants off*
John: Allow me to light this candle.
Gina: *faints*
Sexorate by Shaft125 July 23, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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