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Refers to medication taken before intense sexual encounters. Similar to ex-lax but rather than feces being expelled it educes the excretion of all sexual fluids from users.
Billy Mays yelled, "Sexlax is so powerful it causes penile explosions even when user is suffering a rotten case of whisky dick!"*

*May cause strokes
Sexlax by Vince "From Sham-WOW" March 2, 2009
The urgent need to deficate immediately after you fornicate.
In the locker room before practice Dan told his teammates, "I was hit with sexlax after shagging Suzy last Friday night. It happened so fast I pulled over and dropped serious mud in the DQ parking lot!".
Sexlax by Commode Turtle May 18, 2022

sexlexia 

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"
sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

Sexlahann 

This word is used to express agreement.
Person 1 : "Minecraft good"

Person 2 : "Yes, very sexlahann"
Sexlahann by Blurrypon June 9, 2021
The best backcourt duo to ever play in the NBA. This duo consists of Collin Sexton and Darius Garland.
“Bro did you see Sexland drop off the nets.”
“Yeah, no way they lose another game.”
sexland by Jagsfan15 January 21, 2021

Sexlexic 

able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.
David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.
Sexlexic by David Coberly November 28, 2005
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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