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Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008
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Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008

sexiversary 

The same as an anniversary, but for the first time you ever have sex or fo the first time you ever have sex with the person you are currently dating, married to, etc.
(if your first relationship is when you first had sex, then it would be a double entendre)
1. the 12th this month is my sexiversary for the first time I ever fucked someone, but the 10th of next month is my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's/spouse's) and my sexiversary for the first time we've ever had sex.
2. yesterday was my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's) and my sexiversary.
sexiversary by obamapproved September 11, 2009

semiversary 

6 month aniversary.

A shortened version of the word semianniversary.
On the inside of a card:
Happy semiversary
semiversary by KoH March 20, 2007

Sepsiversary 

The anniversary of surviving a life-threatening sepsis event.
This week, I celebrated my 5-year sepsiversary.
Sepsiversary by Dan C. Gilliam December 8, 2017

Exiversary 

a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.
Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!
Exiversary by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009

sexversary 

the anniversary of the day you had sex. most easily observed once pregnancy begins; in this sense, also known as conception day.
"happy sexversary, friend with benefits!"

"wow, amy and tom! happy sexversary, and welcome to the third trimester."
sexversary by janice jim July 13, 2009
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