sexema

Like excema -- only it appears after sex, and should warrant a visit to your g-doc, or p-doc ....

dude, that don't look so good, you better get that sexema checked out.

sexema by AEQ April 19, 2006

sexema

The pimp of a group of people.

Jake is the "sexema" of the gang.
He gets all the girls and others envy his success in the female area.

sexema by the sexema March 23, 2006

Tumblr Sexyman 

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.

Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”

Tumblr Sexyman by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021

Tumblr Sexyman 

The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.

If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.

The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)

A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.

If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.

Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman

Tumblr Sexyman by MustardHands June 22, 2021

ultimate tumblr sexyman 

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.

my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale

ultimate tumblr sexyman by diplomia December 13, 2022

seemab 

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

seemab by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

sexmatron 

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015