seacake

This is a tasty treat from the sea.
Usually salty and crunchy, wrapped in seaweed.
This treat is only used to describe someone werid, strange, or pervy therefore if you like seacakes you are a werid/strange/pervy person.
This word also stems from the Seacake Dynasty

Tasha: "Jason is a nerd"
Steph:"Jason likes seacakes as well"
Tasha:"WHAT A FREAK"

by MergleQueen May 24, 2008

seacake dynasty

1.) a dynasty that is devoted to incest. and only, incest.
2.) a dynasty that is fully pure-blooded and has multiple deformities because of this incest.

person1: you guys hear about that seacake dynasty?
person2: yeah! i heard it's devoted to incest!
person3: no way?! i'm joining, my sister is hot!
person4: nope, you gotta be a full-blooded seacake to join, brah.

by seacake lulz May 17, 2008

sexcake

an affectionate term for one's lover, or an extremely sexy cake. can be used in a multitude of situations including greetings, saying goodbye etc.

"hey sexcake, hows you love?"
"oi oi, sexcake. wanna slice?"
"i baked a right sexcake the other day"

by mreow July 5, 2009

Sexcakes

Reference/ideology to the point in a relationship at which the individuals are comfortable enough with each other to wake up in bed fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, with absolutely no care or insecurities present. It is at this point that one will suggest to the other that pancakes are in order. Breakfast -always featuring pancakes- in bed followed by "I'm content and full" sex then commences. Hence: Sexcakes. Only possible in the most content and pleasant of relationships.

Having woken up in bed, fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, the content couple have a little bit of snuggle sex, decide to make pancakes, bring them back to bed, eat, and get back to some more happy sex. Sexcakes mornings are the best, they both agree.

by sexcakes September 28, 2011