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This is a tasty treat from the sea.
Usually salty and crunchy, wrapped in seaweed.
This treat is only used to describe someone werid, strange, or pervy therefore if you like seacakes you are a werid/strange/pervy person.
This word also stems from the Seacake Dynasty
Tasha: "Jason is a nerd"
Steph:"Jason likes seacakes as well"
Tasha:"WHAT A FREAK"
seacake by MergleQueen May 24, 2008
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seacake dynasty 

1.) a dynasty that is devoted to incest. and only, incest.
2.) a dynasty that is fully pure-blooded and has multiple deformities because of this incest.
person1: you guys hear about that seacake dynasty?
person2: yeah! i heard it's devoted to incest!
person3: no way?! i'm joining, my sister is hot!
person4: nope, you gotta be a full-blooded seacake to join, brah.
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an affectionate term for one's lover, or an extremely sexy cake. can be used in a multitude of situations including greetings, saying goodbye etc.
"hey sexcake, hows you love?"
"oi oi, sexcake. wanna slice?"
"i baked a right sexcake the other day"
sexcake by mreow July 5, 2009

Sexcakes 

Reference/ideology to the point in a relationship at which the individuals are comfortable enough with each other to wake up in bed fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, with absolutely no care or insecurities present. It is at this point that one will suggest to the other that pancakes are in order. Breakfast -always featuring pancakes- in bed followed by "I'm content and full" sex then commences. Hence: Sexcakes. Only possible in the most content and pleasant of relationships.
Having woken up in bed, fully naked, with no sheets to cover them, a full-lit sunrise occurring outside, the content couple have a little bit of snuggle sex, decide to make pancakes, bring them back to bed, eat, and get back to some more happy sex. Sexcakes mornings are the best, they both agree.
Sexcakes by sexcakes September 28, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026