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Poop Sex 

First word, poop, second word, sex, whole word, pleasure, experience, unforgettable. Poop Sex is when two buddys or pals are cuddling and push their butts together. This intense romantic moment causes them to poop making the poop coagulate (scientificly reaction) and their poop combines going into both butts completeing the poop sex. This profecy has been around for many years. This message is also approved by Guy Feiri!
Hey bro! Wanna Poop Sex?

...Poop Sex?

My favorite activity is Poop Sex!
Poop Sex by poopsexluver74 April 24, 2020

nigga poop sex

when you put a fish hook into your penis hole, then you procced to stick your penis fishhook into a male or female of color. Then, the hook should hook on to the shit. Once this step is completed you pull your penis out and fish the shit out.

Asian Poop Sex

a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you
dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!
Asian Poop Sex by bmnp December 28, 2010

poop sex 

The act of either pooping in another persons anus, or pooping in a womans pussy.
Gary and Tina had poop sex last week. He is a perv.
poop sex by Ubd July 24, 2005

Vagina poop sex 

Poop sex involving the vagina, specifically poop in the vagina and on the dick.
Ma’am, may i ask you for a round of vagina poop sex.

Of course. I’ve just ate two McDoubles and a large fried potato. I’m all ready for some raunchy vagina poop sex
Vagina poop sex by Yor mawm March 12, 2021

Drunken Poop Sex 

Having sex with someone after they are so drunk that they forget to take their underwear off to take a shit.
Kelly fucked that Kyle guy after he was so plastered that he shit his boxers. Then the whole basement smelled like drunken poop sex.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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