sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.

"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"

sex pencil by realnzuum May 27, 2021

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Pencil Sex

When a man ejaculates inside a bucket, pours the bucket over his head, and drags his head across a female's body as if he was a pencil and the female was a piece of paper.

Bob: Want to have pencil sex?
Michelle: k.
Bob: OKAY IM GOING TO POUR THIS BUCKET OVER MY HEAD AND WRITE ON YOU
Michelle: k.

Pencil Sex by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

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penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.

I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.

penile sex by figleaf December 13, 2006

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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