sex mitten
"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"
"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"
"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"
sex mitten by shemmin December 5, 2009
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Sex mittens
Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
Sex mittens by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008
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Sex mittens • Sexmitton • sex kitten • sex • Sex Story • Sex Pistols • sex god • sex bomb • sex and the city • sex slave
sexkitten
A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!
sexkitten by David Holmes July 21, 2008
Sexmitton
Sex Mitten - When you play badmitton with your bro only instead of rackets and a shuttlecock, you use your hands and rolled up ball of sex tape as you try to hit it harder than it was hit at you. Typically done after a three-some with your coworkers. Usually one straight man, one gay man, and a hooker.
Sexmitton by Pleasure Tape August 31, 2018
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