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sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".
"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"
by shemmin December 5, 2009
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Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards
wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !
by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008
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sexkitten

A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!
by David Holmes July 21, 2008
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Sexmitton

Sex Mitten - When you play badmitton with your bro only instead of rackets and a shuttlecock, you use your hands and rolled up ball of sex tape as you try to hit it harder than it was hit at you. Typically done after a three-some with your coworkers. Usually one straight man, one gay man, and a hooker.
Hey, wanna play some Sexmitton bro? She's about to pass out.
by Pleasure Tape August 31, 2018
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