Sexmitton

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Sex Mitten - When you play badmitton with your bro only instead of rackets and a shuttlecock, you use your hands and rolled up ball of sex tape as you try to hit it harder than it was hit at you. Typically done after a three-some with your coworkers. Usually one straight man, one gay man, and a hooker.

Hey, wanna play some Sexmitton bro? She's about to pass out.

Sexmitton by Pleasure Tape August 31, 2018

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sexmatron

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

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Sexmitton • Sex mittens • semitone • sexmatron • sexiton • sexmatronic • sex kitten • s-excition

sexkitten

A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!

sexkitten by David Holmes July 21, 2008

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semitone

not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language

"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"

semitone by ryan July 23, 2003

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sexmatron

a sexy person

Dude that chick Nicole is such a sexmatron!
OMG that guy Andy is such a sexmatron!

sexmatron by RandomChick1234 November 3, 2010

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sexmatronic

to be sexy; the act of being sexy

Hot DAMN that Nicole is sooo sexmatronic!
The way Andy whips his hair is sexmatronic.

sexmatronic by RandomChick1234 November 18, 2010

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sexiton

archie bacon

archie bacon is my sexiton - teo

sexiton by fffghjkbch November 29, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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