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Sexmitton

Sex Mitten - When you play badmitton with your bro only instead of rackets and a shuttlecock, you use your hands and rolled up ball of sex tape as you try to hit it harder than it was hit at you. Typically done after a three-some with your coworkers. Usually one straight man, one gay man, and a hooker.
Hey, wanna play some Sexmitton bro? She's about to pass out.
by Pleasure Tape August 31, 2018
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sexmatron

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.
You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.
by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015
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sexkitten

A girl or girlfriend who is very cute and playfull on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hungar burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. She'll satisfy you in every way you can imagine, and is highly ready for any type of sexual play.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a hug, and then ripped her pants off and begged me to spank her!!!! She is a total sexkitten!!!
by David Holmes July 21, 2008
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semitone

not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language
"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"
by ryan July 23, 2003
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sexmatron

Dude that chick Nicole is such a sexmatron!
OMG that guy Andy is such a sexmatron!
by RandomChick1234 November 3, 2010
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sexmatronic

to be sexy; the act of being sexy
Hot DAMN that Nicole is sooo sexmatronic!
The way Andy whips his hair is sexmatronic.
by RandomChick1234 November 18, 2010
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sexiton

archie bacon is my sexiton - teo
by fffghjkbch November 29, 2022
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