In a secondary school, there are sometimes these things called sets. these are when the year groups are divided into classes based on there score on their entrance exam (and so, their intelligence).
The top set is supposed to be the most intelligent people in the year.
Now I've cleared that up, top set is the people whose mums bribed the teachers.
"How many genuinely intelligent people are there in top set?"
"Three."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!