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To Skrtel is to stretch one's scrotum over another's mouth and nose to the point of suffocation.
After my hard day at the office, I decided to Skrtel my boss.
Skrtel by Yan Philips January 30, 2009
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Sextellectual 

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.
Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."
Sextellectual by testesonetwo November 28, 2009
The act of serving people by developing their skills, passions, and career in alignment with their desires and career aspirations. Often times, this allows them to serve other people.
The Paul Davis Leadership Team servelops its peers to allow for the best team member and customer experience.
Servelop by pauldavismsp January 6, 2022

Martin Skrtel 

Noun.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Clive Tyldesley: "Absolutely nobody can get past Martin Skrtel. He's a fucking brick wall! (I appologise)"
Martin Skrtel by SammyBlanny January 2, 2012
(verb) To abruptly snatch or grab a piece/joint/blunt/bong/smoking device to take a hit while it is being passed to another, when it is not your turn, and fucking up the rotation.
Dude, wait your turn! You just Sartelled the shit out of me!

Servelans Muff 

An exclamation, a part of a fictional charactures body. To be used in response to outrageous comments in placfe of words like fuck off or yeah right!
Tony blair is a good priminister.... Servelans muff!
The french are ok....
servelans muff!
Servelans Muff by strape November 26, 2006