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Crooked Serbian
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"
"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013
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Sergeant Hartman
The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011
Serbian Leaf
the action of shoving a marijuana leaf up your partners asshole and fucking them for 15 minutes to get the leaf far up into their ass and then they shit it out and the person who put it in their ass has to smoke it
Serbian Leaf by brian33337 October 14, 2023
Sergeant Johnson
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011
serbenbastard
ivica perkovic (I didn't know he is gay. He likes tall men and especially good looking men. He touched a lot dicks)
"Hör auf damit, du nervst mich!" *Serbenbastard grinst* "SerbenBASTARD!!!" *Serbenbastard sprachlos. Simon Brauer feucht und geil*
serbenbastard by coolcomand July 2, 2022
A Serbian Film
A funny family story with enough fun for the whole family! Watch as the lovable Milos has adventure after adventure in a Bizarro world or trickiness! You're family will sit down and laugh and cry to this family classic!
Jane " Have you seen A Serbian Film"
Mike "No"
Jane " Let's get together and watch it with the whole family!"
Mike "Good Idea!"
Mike "No"
Jane " Let's get together and watch it with the whole family!"
Mike "Good Idea!"
A Serbian Film by Andagainyes October 22, 2011
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