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seppukkake

A portmanteau of the words "seppuku" and "bukkake" meaning the act of ritual suicide by facial.

The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.

In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.
Nick very nearly performed seppukkake one night when his wife accidentally shot him in the eye with his own ejaculation. That will teach him to lay down for a handjob.
by gadiv October 18, 2007
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Seppukkake

Ritual suicide trough the act of Bukkake.
After Yuki dishonoured her family by sleeping with a man before marriage, she was forced to commit Seppukkake.
by Brian van G. December 24, 2005
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seppukkake

combines the sexual excitement of bukkake with the ritual suicide of seppuku. involves two individuals, one of whom is disemboweled, the other of whom then ejaculates in, on, and around the wound. the individual who is disemboweled is typically said to be the "performer," while the individual providing the semen is referred to as the "assistant."
After dishonoring his family by pursuing a career in pornography, Eli was forced to perform seppukkake; his father acted as the assistant.
by B-Love and E-Grant January 22, 2010
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Seppukakke

A horrible combination of Seppuku and Bukakke, where by the woman when the bukakke crew is about to climax promptly stabs herself in the stomach for the men to ejaculate into.
Holy shit! That was crazy, she just seppukakke'd.
by qbon October 26, 2004
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sepukake

the worst possible means of suicide

involves cumming on ones own face until point of asphixiation
omfg he just commited sepukake
by TheLag March 11, 2005
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seppukakke

Ritual suicide concieved by the performance of bukakke.
The sound of the perverted suicidal person performing seppukakke: "Hykuaaaa glubbglubbglubb glumfmlmmfllf... aaargh..."
by Hugin January 15, 2006
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seppukake

Combining two traditions of Japanese culture:

Seppuku: (in short) Ancient sacrifical tradition in which a Samurai who was dishonored was told to end his life to regain his family's honor.

Bukkake: (in short) A ritual where (normally) one woman is placed among several men and then is covered in man juice.

The combination of these two give you Seppukake...

The (now) ancient tradition among various Internet gamers who have fallen in battle (online, of course) and have disgraced their Screen Name and must go through the ritual of Seppukake. The committance to suicide through the stabbing of themselves with the plethora of many man poles to regain his honor.

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**Karin was knifed in the head by Y1337S**
Karin: OMFG NO T-T
**Karin commits Seppukake**
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